
2026 Season Week 9
God Hates Fagnano
11/3/2026 · Commish · #nomorelamar #wherehaveallthecowboysgone #dabears

2026 Season Week 8
All Barkley and No Bite
10/27/2026 · Commish · #coltsfiresale #dieeaglesdie #mccarthyismisback #9-2.0=18

202 Season Week 7
Stroud-y with a Chance of Meatballs
10/20/2026 · Commish · #bloodclots #madisonbeer #browns#1 #ramsarebad?

2026 Season Week 6
Remember the Titans...are bad
10/13/2026 · Commish · #runningoutofpuns #tiesarecool #clockmanagement #NFCLEAST

2026 Season Week 5
Here's to you, B. Robinson; Atlanta loves you more than you will know
10/6/2026 · Commish · #simonandgarfunkel #midseasontournament #danaburgercup #injuriescontinue #patsareback

2026 Season Week 4
Can you smell what the Brock is cooking?
9/29/2026 · Commish · #week3 #patsarecooked #trioinrio #raidersnation #byeeaglesbye

2026 Season Week 3
Secret Bagent Man
9/22/2026 · Commish · #injuriescontinued #2024nomore #isittheoffseasonyet #bagentormariota #booweek2

2026 Season Week 2
It's the Pop and (Drew) Lock-ness Monster!
9/15/2026 · Commish · #injuries #whydowedothis #QBscramble #thecooperquestion #week2

2026 Season Week 1
Gonzo in 60 Seconds
9/8/2026 · Commish · #week1 #finally #we'rehere #2026isnow #gentlemenstartyourengines

2026 Preseason Week 3
All the Single(ton) Ladies
8/31/2026 · Commish · #preseasonweek3 #53manrosters #letthegamesbegin

2026 Preseason Week 2
Nussmeier? I hardly know her!
8/24/2026 · Commish · #preseason #injuries #duesaredue #paythatmanhismoney #midseasontournamentisfun #twoweeksaway

2026 Preseason Week 1
(Pears)All good things must come to an end
8/10/2026 · Commish · #preseason #2026 #injuries #ramp up

2026 Fantasy Offseason Week 18
Klare Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose
6/15/2026 · Commish · ##26under26 ##summerdoldrums ##runningonempty ##hiatusincoming

2026 Fantasy Offseason Week 17
Here Today, Gone J'Mari (Taylor)
6/9/2026 · Commish · ##offseason #endofdraft #midseasontournament #hiatus

2026 Fantasy Offseason Week 15/16
What's the Difference between Jam Miller and Jelly?
6/2/2026 · Commish · ##jamandjelly ##round2 ##round3 ##stopautopicking ##justdoitwhilepooping

2026 Fantasy Offseason Week 14
Auto(picks), Roll out!
5/18/2026 · Commish · #pre-season #rookiedraft #secondround #autopicks

2026 Fantasy Offseason Week 13
I'm Shipping Up to Boston (CLE)
5/11/2026 · Commish · #pre-season #rookiedraft #firstround