Critical Gase Theory 13.6 — 12.7 Miller TimeI Believe in Harvey (DEN) 0.0 — 0.0 Substation SquadTakes Juwan to know Juwan 0.0 — 0.0 eddiemac0Coke(r) Fiends 1.7 — 12.5 House of CardsKayes of Thunder 20.2 — 5.6 Mr SlippyfistJa’Marrch of the Penguins 0.0 — 0.0 Kyler ScullenJustinian Dynasty 0.0 — 16.3 Q A-JohnstonCritical Gase Theory 13.6 — 12.7 Miller TimeI Believe in Harvey (DEN) 0.0 — 0.0 Substation SquadTakes Juwan to know Juwan 0.0 — 0.0 eddiemac0Coke(r) Fiends 1.7 — 12.5 House of CardsKayes of Thunder 20.2 — 5.6 Mr SlippyfistJa’Marrch of the Penguins 0.0 — 0.0 Kyler ScullenJustinian Dynasty 0.0 — 16.3 Q A-Johnston
🏆 Dana Burger Cup
KNOCKOUTFinal
Single elimination. Lose and the season becomes a story you tell.
Quarterfinals
Semifinals
Final
1Kyler Scullen93.7
8Q A-Johnston108.4
4Justinian Dynasty105.6
5Substation Squad122.3
3Critical Gase Theory133.8
6I Believe in Harvey (DEN)165.5
2Ja’Marrch of the Penguins139.2
7Miller Time140.6
8Q A-Johnston122.1
5Substation Squad91.1
6I Believe in Harvey (DEN)135.2
7Miller Time196.5
8Q A-Johnston16.3
7Miller Time12.7
🏆 Champion
TBD
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WK 9 · 2026
Critical Gase Theory
13.6
+0.9
12.7
Miller Time
I Believe in Harvey (DEN)
0.0
0.0
0.0
Substation Squad
Takes Juwan to know Juwan
0.0
0.0
0.0
eddiemac0
Coke(r) Fiends
1.7
-10.8
12.5
House of Cards
Kayes of Thunder
20.2
+14.6
5.6
Mr Slippyfist
Ja’Marrch of the Penguins
0.0
0.0
0.0
Kyler Scullen
Justinian Dynasty
0.0
-16.3
16.3
Q A-Johnston
Week 8 in Review
AVG 124.9King of the Week
Miller Time
196.5 points
Highest score in the league
Enjoy it. The schedule is undefeated.
Public Execution
Miller Time
Won by 97.6
196.5 — 98.9 over Takes Juwan to know Juwan
Not a game so much as a formality.
Bad Beat of the Week
I Believe in Harvey (DEN)
149.2 points
Lost by 42.40 to Critical Gase Theory
An elite performance in the increasingly competitive field of accomplishing nothing.
Dead Team Walking
Coke(r) Fiends
82.6 points
Lowest score in the league
There is no analysis here. There is only the number.
Critical Gase Theory191.6
−42.4
149.2I Believe in Harvey (DEN)
Takes Juwan to know Juwan98.9
−97.6
196.5Miller Time
Coke(r) Fiends82.6
−23.6
106.2Substation Squad
Kayes of Thunder102.3
−4.7
97.6eddiemac0
House of Cards113.7
−31.5
145.2Kyler Scullen
Q A-Johnston122.1
−3.4
118.7Mr Slippyfist
Justinian Dynasty114.7
−5.7
109.0Ja’Marrch of the Penguins
Standings
THROUGH WK 8#
Team
Rec
1▲1
Miller Time@lmillz89
7-1
2▼1
Ja’Marrch of the Penguins@Slam-I-Am-69
7-1
3—
Critical Gase Theory@dougmwong
6-2
4▲1
Kyler Scullen@fatherofben
5-3
5▼1
Mr Slippyfist@MrSlippyFist_
5-3
6▲1
Substation Squad@Teeeeeeeeeeeem
5-3
7▲1
Justinian Dynasty@arougeot
5-3
8▼2
House of Cards@ajaxecles
4-4
9—
Kayes of Thunder@aaron4real
4-4
10—
eddiemac0@eddiemac0
3-5
11—
I Believe in Harvey (DEN)@jvcnnll
2-6
12—
Q A-Johnston@BertReynolds
2-6
13—
Coke(r) Fiends@Toddddddd
1-7
14—
Takes Juwan to know Juwan@dpiper
0-8