Week 5 Results
HIGH 173.5 · AVG 124.8Critical Gase Theory156.6
Kayes of Thunder96.7
Career series: dougmwong leads 3–0Last meeting — 2026 Wk 4: dougmwong won 149.9–126.5
Won by 59.90Game Center →
Coke(r) Fiends63.8
Kyler Scullen173.5
Career series: fatherofben leads 2–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 17: fatherofben won 120.2–106.4
Won by 109.70Game Center →
Takes Juwan to know Juwan109.2
Q A-Johnston155.3
Career series: dpiper leads 2–0Last meeting — 2025 Wk 13: dpiper won 130.5–95.7
Won by 46.10Game Center →
Justinian Dynasty147.4
I Believe in Harvey (DEN)82.2
Career series: Series level 1–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 4: jvcnnll won 157.9–147.1
Won by 65.20Game Center →
Miller Time123.4
Ja’Marrch of the Penguins171.4
Career series: Slam-I-Am-69 leads 2–1Last meeting — 2026 Wk 7: lmillz89 won 140.6–139.2
Won by 48.00Game Center →
Substation Squad105.0
Mr Slippyfist134.8
Career series: MrSlippyFist_ leads 2–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 9: Teeeeeeeeeeeem won 96.0–85.9
Won by 29.80Game Center →
House of Cards105.1
eddiemac0122.1
Career series: Series level 1–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 13: ajaxecles won 148.3–126.6
Won by 17.00Game Center →
Week 5 Awards
WK 5King of the Week
173.5 points
Highest score in the league
Enjoy it. The schedule is undefeated.
Public Execution
Won by 109.7
173.5 — 63.8 over Coke(r) Fiends
Not a game so much as a formality.
Bad Beat of the Week
123.4 points
Lost by 48.00 to Ja’Marrch of the Penguins
An elite performance in the increasingly competitive field of accomplishing nothing.
Dead Team Walking
63.8 points
Lowest score in the league
There is no analysis here. There is only the number.
Photo Finish
Won by 17.00
122.1 — 105.1 over House of Cards
Decided by a stat correction nobody will ever look up.
Benchwarmer Award
30.5 left on the bench
Kimani Vidal (RB) sat for 12.1
Left on the bench, where they were safe.
Galaxy Brain
96% lineup efficiency
Started 173.5 of a possible 181.1
The rare week where the thinking helped.