Week 1 Results
HIGH 198.5 · AVG 129.7Critical Gase Theory112.8
Ja’Marrch of the Penguins141.7
Career series: Slam-I-Am-69 leads 2–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 16: Slam-I-Am-69 won 149.5–125.2
Won by 28.90Game Center →
Justinian Dynasty95.4
Mr Slippyfist154.4
Career series: Series level 1–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 3: MrSlippyFist_ won 152.9–90.4
Won by 59.00Game Center →
House of Cards139.1
Q A-Johnston130.6
Career series: ajaxecles leads 3–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 14: BertReynolds won 98.9–59.0
Won by 8.50Game Center →
Kyler Scullen198.5
eddiemac0104.5
Career series: eddiemac0 leads 2–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 4: eddiemac0 won 171.8–120.3
Won by 94.00Game Center →
Substation Squad100.7
Kayes of Thunder145.5
Career series: Series level 1–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 8: aaron4real won 172.1–95.1
Won by 44.80Game Center →
Coke(r) Fiends122.7
Miller Time125.4
Career series: lmillz89 leads 2–1Last meeting — 2025 Wk 15: Toddddddd won 137.8–117.3
Won by 2.70Game Center →
Samsonite! I was way off!107.8
I Believe in Harvey (DEN)137.1
Career series: jvcnnll leads 2–0Last meeting — 2025 Wk 8: jvcnnll won 129.6–92.3
Won by 29.30Game Center →
Week 1 Awards
WK 1King of the Week
198.5 points
Highest score in the league
A week of pure competence. Deeply out of character for this league.
Public Execution
Won by 94.0
198.5 — 104.5 over eddiemac0
Somewhere a lineup was set. It did not matter.
Bad Beat of the Week
130.6 points
Lost by 8.50 to House of Cards
Statistically impressive. Spiritually devastating.
Dead Team Walking
95.4 points
Lowest score in the league
A number normally reserved for bye weeks.
Benchwarmer Award
33.3 left on the bench
Dallas Goedert (TE) sat for 21.7
The points were there. The lineup was not.
Galaxy Brain
100% lineup efficiency
Started 122.7 of a possible 122.7
Every start was right. Report this to the commissioner.