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dpiper

FRANCHISE
dpiper
Samsonite! I was way off!
3 seasons
2026 Rec
0-2
Place
#14
Power Rk
#14
Career
14-16

2026 Season

Through Week 2
Record
0-2
Standing
#14
PF
188.0
PA
247.6
Streak
L2
Power Rk
#14
Last result
Lost 80.2–110.5
Week 2 vs Substation Squad
Next up
Week 3 vs House of Cards
Career series →
Dana Burger Cup
upcoming
Group stage opens Week 4
Power Rankings · 2026 Week 2

An 80.2-point Week 2 stinker against Substation Squad to go 0-2, and dpiper's season total of 187.96 points is the lowest in the league — the name is really doing some heavy lifting right now. Jayden Daniels is a legitimate dynasty asset and Quinshon Judkins has upside, but DK Metcalf at 28, D'Andre Swift, and Rhamondre Stevenson as supporting cast is a roster that needs a serious youth infusion.

Career

2024–2026 · completed games only
Seasons
3
Reg. Season
14-16
Win %
.467
Playoffs
—
Titles
0
Runner-Up
0
Career PF
3484.2
Career PA
3490.0
Berths
0
Cup Titles
0
Best Finish
7th place (2025)
Worst Finish
13th place (2024)

Current Roster

23 players · KTC starters 28,711
QB
Jayden DanielsOut
WAS
BN
6,434
Carson Beck
ARI
BN
2,647
Marcus Mariota
WAS
START
2,119
RB
Quinshon Judkins
CLE
START
4,812
D'Andre Swift
CHI
START
4,706
Rhamondre Stevenson
NE
START
3,243
Mike Washington
LV
BN
3,057
Chris Rodriguez
JAX
BN
2,461
Tyjae SpearsQuestionable
TEN
START
2,447
Dylan SampsonIR
CLE
IR
2,363
Raheim Sanders
CLE
BN
1,842
Isiah PachecoIR
DET
IR
1,735
Emanuel Wilson
SEA
BN
1,715
WR
Makai Lemon
PHI
BN
4,379
Alec PierceOut
IND
BN
3,482
DK Metcalf
PIT
START
3,210
Devaughn Vele
NO
START
2,595
Rashid Shaheed
SEA
BN
2,539
Kendrick Bourne
ARI
START
1,459
TE
Dalton Kincaid
BUF
START
4,120
Juwan Johnson
NO
BN
2,774
K
Harrison Mevis
LAR
START
—
DEF
New York Giants
NYG
START
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Draft Capital

Future rookie picks
2027R1R2R2 · Substation SquadR3R4R5
2028R1 · Critical Gase TheoryR1R2R3R4R5

Achievements

Official honours

No league honours yet.

Head-to-Head

All competitions
Opponent
Rec
PF
PA
Diff
Strk
TeeeeeeeeeeeemSubstation Squad
1-3
394.7
512.7
-118
L3
aaron4realKayes of Thunder
2-1
326.3
338.1
-12
W2
ajaxeclesHouse of Cards
2-1
393.9
383.2
+11
W1
dougmwongCritical Gase Theory
2-1
419.4
358.4
+61
W2
MrSlippyFist_Mr Slippyfist
2-1
456.7
409.2
+48
L1
fatherofbenKyler Scullen
1-2
260.8
317.4
-57
W1
lmillz89Miller Time
1-2
339.6
314.8
+25
L2
arougeotJustinian Dynasty
0-3
336.3
410.7
-74
L3
jvcnnllI Believe in Harvey (DEN)
0-3
293.0
391.0
-98
L3
BertReynoldsQ A-Johnston
2-0
242.1
181.4
+61
W2
TodddddddCoke(r) Fiends
2-0
284.4
222.5
+62
W2
eddiemac0eddiemac0
1-1
220.9
219.0
+2
W1
Slam-I-Am-69Ja’Marrch of the Penguins
0-2
194.6
233.3
-39
L2

Franchise History

Team name as used that season
Yr
Team Name
Record
Seed
PF
Finish
2026
Samsonite! I was way off!
0-2
14
188.0
In progress
2025
Hawaii Bros
7-7
9
1620.7
7th place
2024
A Mingo Ate My Baby!
7-7
8
1675.5
13th place
Seed is the regular-season table position. Finish is the final placement from the playoff and consolation brackets — the two are not the same thing.

Franchise Records

Completed games only
Highest weekly score
172.2 — 2024 Wk 8 vs Mr Slippyfist
Lowest weekly score
74.4 — 2024 Wk 3 vs Kyler Scullen
Largest win
+48.7 — 2025 Wk 14 vs Kyler Scullen
Closest win
+1.1 — 2024 Wk 14 vs Kayes of Thunder
Longest win streak
3 games (2024 W14 → 2024 W16)
Highest season PF
1675.5 — 2024
Best season
2025 · 7-7 · 7th place
Current streak
L5
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